For The
of Coffee


Coffee that Transports You to another Time and Place

A Complex Blend for a Simple Pleasure

The 'NO WANK' Coffee Company

Our 'NO WANK' Philosophy

At Retro Espresso we totally reject the now fashionable adoption of wine industry snobbery terminology. The Coffee Industry has been hijacked by so called ‘Hipster’ coffee roasters in their quest to describe their particular signature blends in ever more confusing and ridiculous ways, elevating them beyond the understanding of the everyday consumer.

Our Products

Our National reputation and indeed our whole business has been built on just one Blend. Our Internationally celebrated #96 Coffee Blend has other coffee companies confounded. It's a complex blend of 8 (Thats Right!) 8 different Arabica and Robusta 'A' Grade beans sourced from around the world. Expertly Roasted in Brisbane, under contract, ensures quality control thats second to none.